Auto-correct fail

A message from a colleague arrives in my inbox:

I thunk ultimately we’ll be happiest with a little sad program with a prosecuted command in it.

A few minutes later, an explanation arrives:

I meant SAS. On my phone, sorry.

But, of course, I am still trying to figure out what he meant by “prosecuted command.” I only have to wait a few more minutes for the explanation to arrive:

Prosecuted should be proc export. Damnyouautocorrect!

Everything makes perfect sense now:

I think ultimately we’ll be happiest with a little SAS program with a PROC EXPORT command in it.

Another reason I do not use Word for serious work. No matter how hard I try, something always ends up modified by auto-correction.