I was very excited to go to YAPC::NA 2012 held in Madison, WI. My flights went with no hitches, and the Belarusian cab driver who took me to the conference center was great company for the ride.
A warm and fun mood welcomed me at the conference center where I picked up my swag bag, and badge. Had my first Spotted Cow that night, but preferred to have a quiet dinner.
The next morning, Schwern's keynote address was a downer. I wanted to start my second YAPC experience with a bang, feeling good about myself and the people I was with. Instead, we heard about blind spots and white privilege. I am wondering which box Schwern would put me in. And, I do not like being boxed in and defined by the stereotypes of people who're lecturing me about diversity.
Whatever criticisms he might have had about attitudes or behaviors of people whom he has interacted with for a long time, Schwern should have taken into account the fact that most of the people in that room were not long time insiders. If I remember correctly, most of them were at their first YAPC. Why not make them feel good about their choice of how to spend their time by pointing out all the great stuff that's happening in the Perl universe?
After all, I got my first computer because of the incredible lengths my mother and great aunt went to procure me one in 1982. My first time in front of a VAX terminal was courtesy of another woman. I learned basics of Unix system administration, SAS, APL, and SQL from women as well. I learned spreadsheet modeling, Fortran, and Pascal from men. In addition, I taught myself Z80 machine code (using a book written by a woman), Basic, C, and C++, as well as Perl, Python, and Ruby. However, at the time of these activities, I wasn't paying attention to any of the physical characteristics of the people who were teaching me stuff.
I do think it is an intriguing question why there are relatively fewer women actively participating in Perl conferences or providing other contributions. Of course, it is hard to figure out what you don't know you don't know. The discipline of Statistics will tell you, if you're willing to pay attention, that it is impossible to tell much about the characteristics of things you do not observe by looking only at the things you can observe without assuming that things you don't observe are ~~essentially similar to~~ systematically related to what you do observe. In most cases, this assumption is not valid. So, it is worth thinking about why people who choose not to participate in these activities choose not to participate in them, but not in the simplistic Picard vs Kirk way outlined by Schwern, whereby the underlying assumption is that people are prevented from participating by the prejudices and biases of the people who are participating.
The talks were wonderful. I went to Get More out of your Meetings, CHI: Universal Caching for Perl, Code Fast, Die Young, Throw Structured Exceptionsâ, Advanced Modulinos, REST in the Trenches, DBIx::Class, and, of course, the Lightning Talks, and that was just the first day.
My talk in the morning on the second day was attended by six people. Presumably, most of the rest of the conference attendees were still dealing with the effects of the party the night before.
That was OK, though, as I got incredibly good input from everyone who made it there, and ended up having lunch with John who gave me even more useful information. Thank you! I really appreciated it, and once I am done with stuff I needed to finish yesterday, I am definitely going to get back in touch with you.
But, the pinnacle of a good time at YAPC this time was the Bad Movie BOF. If you have never seen Computer Beach Party, you owe it to yourself to track it down. Unfortunately, lack of sleep from the previous night prevented me from further annoying the others in the room with uncontrollable bursts of laughter, and I had to leave early. I hear Andy Lester got some good work done after I left.
Friday opened with Creating And Managing A Private CPAN With Pintoâ. Pinto seems to hold great promise if you want to reign in your dependencies, and not fear upgrades.
Afterwards, I went to Introduction to Performance Tuning Perl Web Applicationsâ, The Secret Diary of a Small Perl Shopâ, and Baby XS. I am very excited about the work Joel has put into Alien::Base. A quick conversation afterwards turned into an amazingly satisfying lunch with a fun group of people.
With my departure time fast approaching, I ran to Date, Times, Perl, and Youâ, followed by âPerl in a Trading Environment: A Multi-Pronged Success Storyâ. While Sean's talk was informative, the fact that he spent a few minutes trying to establish that the trading firm he works for is âethicalâ by pointing out that it's a big Obama donor was in bad taste. First, trading is how most human happiness on this planet is generated. Second, does the fact that I support the alternative to the current administration, make me unethical? And, third, what is the point of interjecting this stuff into a programming talk? This wasn't as bad as what I experienced at Lightning Talks at OSCON 2011, but why do it in the first place?
This was also an amazingly lucky conference for me, because, with an investment of just $20 in raffle tickets, I won a gift certificate to the Pragmatic Bookshelf store (which, IMHO, is worth much less than the figure they put on it), and a Linode coupon.
When: Proof is in the margin,
Then: Wait 358 years.
In addition, I think I was one of the people who correctly guessed which cheese was Dutch in Booking.com's A/B test, but I did not win a prize in that raffle. I mean, I was really getting used to winning something every day!
I am still nervous about how my talk might look on video, because I am the kind of speaker who likes to walk around, wave my arms in the air, improvise based on participant input etc, all a legacy of my teaching career.
All in all, JT Smith and the rest of the team did an amazing job making us all feel welcome and isolating the conference activities from whatever disruptions might have been happening in the background. In my experience, the smoother things look, the harder are the organizers working behind the scenes, and this conference went extremely well.